remove your eyeballs to make use of this...

i don't know about you, but when i'm standing in front of the mirror cleaning my ears, i just can't turn my head the way in which this little light would be beneficial.

Vichyssoise?

no no, it's just goldfish flavored soup. gross. times three.

cut----it----out

since you can't put your old credit cards in the shredder, why not buy this extremely lazy product... which will probably break after a short while.

double boo to health magazines

i found it funny that these were the covers of mens and womens health magazines... stevon has a crush on ashley simpson (booooooooooo) and keeps pretending i have a crush on the jacob / twilight guy (also booooooooooo and wrong ps)

do supermarkets lie?

do you think there's a guarantee on this "scrumptious" pie? cuz i'd be pretty bummed if i didn't find it scrumptious.

sad fridge

we, in my family, don't have much money for groceries... however, chloe has a drawer to inform everyone else living there of our sadness

what exactly do they catch out there?

hmmm... this live bait sign was in the window of a gas station which was surrounded by woods... and no water.

come flies with me, let's flies, let's flies awayyy

my sister's friend has a fly problem, and unlike most people who hide things like this, she decided it would be more honest to her guests to have her problem hanging from the living room light fixture... anyone have any food that something can puke on when it lands?

sandwich monster!!!!

i made this sandwich at chloe's... it looked like a happy mythical creature.

airport cats

i was in the airport killing time, so i went into the discovery store... i found this handsome item of useless plastic non functioning crap for.... get this.... $19.99.

ok... it's fake... 200 human livers?

Anonymous Philanthropist Donates 200 Human Kidneys To Hospital after being confused about a previous blog posting (costumes for your girly boys) i watched this one, and have come to the conclusion this site is, in fact, fake.

google is anything but trouble

last night, 5 in the morning, i, againnnn, started thinking about the vague memory of this movie... all i remembered was i watched it when i was about 5 and there was a judge in it but a scary judge and a couple trapped... after a few minutes of remembering i started googling... and in 2009 you can get your answer to a question you cant even formulate yourself... in minutes. nothing but trouble.

costume cover up??? like bible belt style?

How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son i was shockkkkkkkkkked when i saw this, and i can't figure out if it's fake or a show in like, missouri or something... feel free to clarify if you have the answer

je ne peux pas trouver la vidéo française

i learned some french at a young age because of a big green/blue alien.
muzzy tapes taught several language to children... but surprisingly, in 2009, twenty years after the VHS's were bought for me, they're not on youtube in french... bummer

emergency christmas suggestions

How To Prevent Common Christmas Disasters on Howcast

my friend kristin

disney does christmas, without mickey

i was telling danielle i wanted to see the new christmas carol movie, she thought it looked hoakie, and in natural danielle fashion, looked up the reviews... i believe she's been converted... as the review states how great the movie was and proved the skeptical reviewer wrong... scope it out here im really excited to see this, although i will wait to see it when i'm with my love... christmas movies alone are sad

a commercial that caught my attention

i just saw this commercial on tv and liked it so i looked it up... i'm reading the shining right now also.

what a trickster

here we are in 1997, i was filming (11 years old) chloe (9 years old) and i apparently thought it was hysterical... i think it's hysterical now for different reasons.

please come back!!!

poor jaime got sad when stevon was out of the car... cuz she loves her dad. but it's really cute when she cries.

honesty's the best policy

i (heart) vancouver

i recently had to vacate canada after three years there. this is how i feel. i miss my amazing boyfriend, my perfect pup and my beautiful cozy apartment. i'm very sad, but also in denial and have refused, for the past 5 days to believe i'm back in ny for real and have stuck to the pacific time zone, and will not unpack. take that.

RIP sewing machine. RIP

this is my sewing machine before it flew on an airline i will not reveal


and then this is after. i can no longer use it. it's actually unusable, there's nothing to thread through...ps, this is a division of singer vintage machine, circa 1920's. farewell. i will miss you.

uh duhhhhhhhhhhh

um. really? the i hope this kid is getting a college fund out of this show.

easy exercise

stevon plus bone plus dog

wow, touch screen pop?

in the mall yesterday i came across what i thought was a tv, we discovered it was, in fact, a touch screen coca-cola vending machine... however, when i wanted to see my options for pop, it wouldn't allow me to until i inserted my cash or credit card... i guess they haven't perfected it yet... but yeah, advertisements play at the top of the screen also.

under my um-ber-ella-ella-el....wait wtf?

i was flying yesterday, and in the philadelphia airport i encountered this girl who had an umbrella... and it was covered in crap... action figures on strings, stickers (which were peeling off, obviously from the rain) just covered... i had to discreetly capture this.