crime. blog neglect.

welcome back...i'll ease you back in with a vigilante in brooklyn.

the boot.

quality control ruined my favorite bit of the bread... thanks a lot... now there's only one boot

7th grade activity.

there's something about this gal that makes you feel less lonely at the bar... not because she's lonely...but the person who spent the time doing this must be.

$3.99 shirts lead to this.

you know when something just gets you and you almost pee your pants? exhibit a.

picasso the turtle.

there was a fifth ninja turtle that didn't quite cut it... he works at home depot in queens now.

love in all materials.

even in the dirtiest of city you can find love.

yeah guy. you go, guy.

call me crazy but i think.... i think.... the trophy says it all.

chemical plant worker?

bet you wish you had a car right about now huh garbage bag?

neighbor repellent.

so this is how it went down... neighbors = assholes that climb up the fire escape that is adjacent to my bed. so i built a wall of plants to deter this from happening.
assholes moved the plants to continue partying on the roof
the plants grew a little.
then they died.

challenge accepted.

pop rocks?

a coworker of mine found this in her desk... it's chocolate... not concrete. vomit.