have you ever guaged out your eyes with a fork?

cuz you'll want to if you make the same decision as me by reading all four of these books... don't get my wrong... i liked them, the first one best then less and less after that... but i mean, the 2000 approximate pages you read could probably be cut in half by taking out how many times bella explains how edward is "the most beautiful thing [she's] ever seen" and how she doesn't deserve to be loved by him bla bla bla. let's just say, four books later, i'm actually excited for my next choice... about the holocaust.