happy birthday serkin!

today's serkin's birthday and she loves bacon... although i did not make this cake for her, i found it appropriate for this bacon lover on her special day! hope it's an amazing one!!! most sincerest regards - felicia.

bacontroversy

although this article is very poorly written, i couln't stop reading about this couple that had to get rid of a an exhaust fan because their muslim neighbor was offended by the smell of bacon...to read the full article, scope it out here

restraining order pleshaning shmorder

i feel violated after watching this.

bacon... a turn on

an amazing christmas gift, hand crafted by my good friend, danielle... i, unfortunately have the fat switches... but it still hangs out in my room until i find an apartment to fit it.

i flat-lined

thanks to my friend at work and with the help of the app "sleep cycle" i can monitor how well i'm sleeping nightly... this particular night i, as we say at work when referring to the deepest sleep, "flat-lined." i woke up feeling great! (and earlier than usual)

buildacard

the awesome birthday card chloe got me this year. three points for getting something i havent seen before from something i'd normally feel bad throwing out and end up saving (did that make sense?)

deer corn

i mean. have you ever seen such an engaging sign before? i certainly have not.

gumboobs and sharkcow

local graffiti by the talented taggers of revelstoke, BC canada

it's the goats turf! wtf!?!

not down with this goat being killed for attacking a man... yeah it's sad that the older gentleman died, but this didn't happen in said "victims'" backyard, no, it happened in the goats... killing a mountain goat in the mountains of a national park for aggressive behavior = not kosher in my books. RIP mountain goat. RIP. to read the article scope it out here

loser glitch radness.

i went to look through my friend list to figure out other people to invite to something and there was a glitch that made me look like a loser... right below my unfortunate picture. match made in heaven.

love affair with cardboard.

birthday present for pollo... seven years old and going strong! he like, really liked this cardboard gift...

dear new razor...

i'd like to thank you for making my legs look like something out of a horror movie.

whole foods.. how you ruined my night.

my sister told me of this magical almost butter machine that whole foods has that, like a coffee grinder does, transforms texture right before your very eyes... nut to spread... so at 1030 i hop on the subway to union square from brooklyn, seek out the machine in whole foods... four machines... peanut, honey roasted peanut, some other kind of peanut and almond... all full... except the empty almond machine... i even pushed the button to see if maybe it was like a water cooler with a little hidden in the spout, that may be just enough for two pieces of toast. bone dry. sadface x 48923.

it helped me personally... i hope i can say that.

felt mega cold/flu-ish the other day at work, and needed to fight back. jammed it all down and i was fine by five... of course i'm making no legal claims.

god forbid i make up a witty title for this baby picture.

ok. a. we all know i don't like babies so this wouldn't be appealing to me no matter what but b. why the hell would this ad be appealing to anyone? baby lovers included.

snuggle up and sleep tight

tattoo number ten today. for pollo. say what you will, but it's his spot, his nook.

well played kitten. well played.

im pretty sure if that kitten stared at me like that, i too would end up taking it home. good one target.

message: hw assignment - do something embarassing and have your friends video tape it

my friend strass sent me this along with the challenge of also doing something embarrassing in public... the wheels are turning.

loyal.

i was telling my coworkers last night i feel like a traitor drinking anything other than our beloved vitaminwater, fuse and smartwater... i heart you glaceau... never break up with me and i wont cheat on you.

you have 4 minutes.

i am beyond tempted to do speed dating as a total experience seeker... it's on my bucket list... and i think i'll do it in the next couple of months to come back with wild and crazy stories of the lamest people i've ever met in my life. is that mean?

woh. bummer.

Reality Show Finale FAIL - watch more funny videos

is the top link green for you too? ->
i dont know why.

halloween cosutme or everyday attire...

i say armor that pup everyday cuz he looks like the toughest dog around now

a delicacy in hawaii

i would make a witty remark, but i'm like, not kidding.

reward: missing cart

i love getting rewards for returning a cart!!

botcat

you may not be able to watch this video... but if you can, i bet you feel the same way as me at the end... liberated... for the cat... still, it's not for the squeamish.

woops. is that my spider?

omg. the recluse spider is popping up in NYC... you know where it also popped up? my house in vancouver... i don't think i brought it over... as this was 3 years ago, but still, the reminder of mike screaming from his room to come help him is worth the blog post.

cool freezer.

my oh my. that's an odd place for frozen chicken. perhaps i'll just get a bottle of water.

when you're starving on a plane

you should buy this amazing pack of apricots. because they give you, not one, but two pieces. it was filling.

i will admit. the two pieces were delicious. it's a shame i'm not suffering from anorexia.

why did i not purchase these?

because i'm a fool. that's why.

how do you cool down a cat in ny?

like that.

to whom it may concern...

please figure out how to catch my computer fb up to my iphone's fb so that when i log in on my computer i don't have "109" new fb chat messages from one person x 8. thanks.

vacation spot parking lots.

vacation spots bring on crazy parking lots... i guess when sunning you become a little aloof of the lines... aloha.

foot print-er.

that printer is mega crazy looking... what do the laces do?

when's the gallery opening?

beautious art work by my sister circa 5 years old. why wouldn't you keep this for almost 20 years? there's no point in even posing that question... so i won't. i retract it.

selfish gift.

i bought these because i wanted to eat them. but i didn't. because they were a gift. a beautiful birthday gift.

where did your body go?

i can't say i understand this exactly... it's not like i was in the wilderness... this was on the pathway to my work building at the time. how did no one notice vultures tearing away at it's body?

alternative plan.

i skype with the dog because she can't type correspondence.

child for sale.

when you're shopping for new cardigans, is a child something you expect to see on the ground like something that's fallen off a hanger? nope. but. i did.

my apologies.

sorry readers... all two of you... ive totalllllllllllly neglected you. but i'm back. i've got some hum dingers and it'll be more frequent. i swear. please take me back.

cheap burrr

took a picture at wal-mart for stevon, this beer's cheappppp... take that canada.

passive agressive on the brink of agressive

women's room at work... lol.

star on the loose. stagnant equipment.

stephen colbert was in our office building. we didn't see him, but we sure saw his the show's equipment.

leave your bird at home.

im waiting in line, behind 4 people, there are about 5 employees and 1 register open. reason? crazy man with bird. in CVS. thanks crazy man.

warning: the next two posts are god related

there's a bumper sticker that says "jesus for president" you cant really see it, but the fact that i know its there... is worth it.

i though these guys were enemies?

can someone tell me how this exists? i thought science and religion were like oil and water? or are they suggesting christ was a scientist?

CSI: sidewalk

i dont know how this poor lil guy got murdered but we're gonna get to the bottom of it.

oooo pretty color

careful with this lipstick... you confuse it, you'll end up looking like the joker.

hooves. guns. heels. amazing.

these are crazy and i didn't know how to feel about them when i first saw them. i think they're beautiful now. i've made up my mind.

filler post.

i need a smaller picture to push down the larger postings and dont feel like editing them all. enjoy.

these squirrels are NUTS!

Stream videos at Ustreamcheck out these squirrels. they're pretty darn good at being awesome.

i am a cat. mew.

i decided today, with encouragement from a friend, to make a profile for my cat. he does, after all, have more personality than some of the people i know on facebook.

best video ever.

still the best video on youtube in my opinion!

challlllllllllllllllllahhhhhhhh!!!!!

at the end of the month i'm going to israel on the birthright trip and i am so so sooooooo excited.

keep your ear cool.

iWant for my iPhone. scope it out here.

platypus.

watch out... this song will get stuck in your head.

old yeller.

he yelled at me to update my blog... so i did. enjoy.