whole foods.. how you ruined my night.

my sister told me of this magical almost butter machine that whole foods has that, like a coffee grinder does, transforms texture right before your very eyes... nut to spread... so at 1030 i hop on the subway to union square from brooklyn, seek out the machine in whole foods... four machines... peanut, honey roasted peanut, some other kind of peanut and almond... all full... except the empty almond machine... i even pushed the button to see if maybe it was like a water cooler with a little hidden in the spout, that may be just enough for two pieces of toast. bone dry. sadface x 48923.