lucky american penny eh?

normally i would not buy a keychain like this... however, in a box full... the first one i saw was the american penny with a canadian flag... it was the only mess up. sold.

"this is going to be a huge huge set back for this team" yeah. no shit.

a while back this figure skating team had an accident. she didn't give him the boot, even though she took one, to the face... they skated together in the Vancouver Olympics 2010.

twitching fish

you have to look supppppppppppeeeeeeerrrrrrrr closely, but this headless fish was twitching at the super market... i would have taped longer but they yell at that place.

sonia wins the movie quote quiz.

a classic movie that got ruined with a tv series and hot topic branding... my status on facebook was a quote for someone to "name that movie" 8 minutes later, my friend, sonia, guessed correctly. she wins.

where does the food go? right back into the mouth.

this deep sea anglerfish has a stomach.. it's in the fish's mouth...

definitely don't play with a ball inside

apparently this underwater hotel exists in the private fiji islands... it's on my list of things to do...

das boot... wait... that means boat... never mind.

i'm on a mission to find the perfect boots, lace up, black leather, not to tall, not too short... and not a pair that every hipster walking down the street has..
Seychelle Lace Up Boots.$178. these boots are a top contender, it turns out they can be bought at Urban Outfitters.
i like these.. but i'm pretty sure they're mens. boo.
and theessssssssssseeeeeeee are awesome awesome awesome but they're approx $450 womp womp... soon. soon.

new yorkers tell tourists they're being lame...

these are all over NYC... and if you have no skills, perhaps you should follow them.

and im an umemployed graphic designer?

how did the guy who did this get the job to do the packaging for this costume and i can't get hired? this is possibly the worst, most unflattering, photoshopping of all time.
all time.

polar bare the cold...

mum's fur coat... 30 years old... fox fur.. looks like polar bear.

when you can't afford a gym pass...

you have to work to work out.

weh wehhhhhhhhh

i'm the only room in the apartment with a tv like this. woah is me.

yes. this car is parked.

the cop just looked at me and said "i dont even know where to start with this ticket"

eat the whole pie.

one of the best buys you can find at a super market, although they're a rare commodity... table talk single serving pies are delicious, filling and $0.79... the chocolate eclair is the best but i haven't seen it in a few years... so pumpkin's the runner up.

no thank you. really. stop it. now.

i'm a 25 year old female... yet this is what my junk box is filled with everyday. unimpressed.

UPDATE!!!!!!

while i was away last, one of my beans hatched in the box, as a maggot, then evolved into a moth, and died... all while i was gone. gross.

smile. you're a dog.

citibank came out with this ad while i was in high school almost 10 years ago, and i love it so much that i cut a few out and this is the last one i have...

onesies. nuff said.

all my 20 something friends have these. in fact, they're the people in this ad.

when the cat does this, you do this...

when stevon had to watch pollo he needed instructions... so, i wrote them out. they're still on the fridge a year later... you know, just in case