unknown. unread. unloved. blog. woh is this blog.: October 2010

Friday, October 22, 2010

bacontroversy

although this article is very poorly written, i couln't stop reading about this couple that had to get rid of a an exhaust fan because their muslim neighbor was offended by the smell of bacon...to read the full article, scope it out here

restraining order pleshaning shmorder

i feel violated after watching this.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

bacon... a turn on

an amazing christmas gift, hand crafted by my good friend, danielle... i, unfortunately have the fat switches... but it still hangs out in my room until i find an apartment to fit it.

i flat-lined

thanks to my friend at work and with the help of the app "sleep cycle" i can monitor how well i'm sleeping nightly... this particular night i, as we say at work when referring to the deepest sleep, "flat-lined." i woke up feeling great! (and earlier than usual)

buildacard

the awesome birthday card chloe got me this year. three points for getting something i havent seen before from something i'd normally feel bad throwing out and end up saving (did that make sense?)

deer corn

i mean. have you ever seen such an engaging sign before? i certainly have not.

gumboobs and sharkcow

local graffiti by the talented taggers of revelstoke, BC canada

it's the goats turf! wtf!?!

not down with this goat being killed for attacking a man... yeah it's sad that the older gentleman died, but this didn't happen in said "victims'" backyard, no, it happened in the goats... killing a mountain goat in the mountains of a national park for aggressive behavior = not kosher in my books. RIP mountain goat. RIP. to read the article scope it out here

Saturday, October 2, 2010

loser glitch radness.

i went to look through my friend list to figure out other people to invite to something and there was a glitch that made me look like a loser... right below my unfortunate picture. match made in heaven.

love affair with cardboard.

birthday present for pollo... seven years old and going strong! he like, really liked this cardboard gift...

dear new razor...

i'd like to thank you for making my legs look like something out of a horror movie.

whole foods.. how you ruined my night.

my sister told me of this magical almost butter machine that whole foods has that, like a coffee grinder does, transforms texture right before your very eyes... nut to spread... so at 1030 i hop on the subway to union square from brooklyn, seek out the machine in whole foods... four machines... peanut, honey roasted peanut, some other kind of peanut and almond... all full... except the empty almond machine... i even pushed the button to see if maybe it was like a water cooler with a little hidden in the spout, that may be just enough for two pieces of toast. bone dry. sadface x 48923.