this beef jerkey is DELICIOUS!

it says so on the pack.

that's a lot of breakfast

i heart waffle houses.. cheap and delicious.

addicted to relaxation

lately i can not get to sleep without the help of andrew johnson. no, there's not a man sitting in my room talking me to sleep every night... but his iphone app is. even when im fully awake and laying there during the introduction, thinking 'there's no way i'm falling asleep' next thing i know i'm waking up in the middle of the night. if you have trouble getting to sleep i give it two thumbs up.

racism punches barbie right in the plastic abs

wal-mart apparently needed to clear out some items for the new season of goods... white barbie on sale for $5.93... black barbie $3.00... if you want to see the whole article scope it out here

my hero...

i wish wish wish i had the patience to figure this all out... i envy this lady so hard... cuz i eat a lot of canned tuna...

i don't even need to doctor up this title : breast milk cheese

my friends status on fb was about this article she read (on breast milk cheese) grossed out and intrigued i clicked on the link... shock... it turned out to be the former head chef at the restaurant i worked for...

woh woh woh... this is inappropriate for a mall!

oh... wait a second, that's her heel... not a penis... me and chloe both saw it..

a sheep? really?

chloe made this card in elementary school. and it needed to be posted.

she has nipples. it wouldn't be weird, except she's not real.

great mannequin.

thumbs not needed

he did a good job parking.

that's a lot of costumes.

Here's the commercial i was costume design assistant for... www.GR88.com - online poker... commercial shot in Vancouver, BC.

lucky american penny eh?

normally i would not buy a keychain like this... however, in a box full... the first one i saw was the american penny with a canadian flag... it was the only mess up. sold.

"this is going to be a huge huge set back for this team" yeah. no shit.

a while back this figure skating team had an accident. she didn't give him the boot, even though she took one, to the face... they skated together in the Vancouver Olympics 2010.

twitching fish

you have to look supppppppppppeeeeeeerrrrrrrr closely, but this headless fish was twitching at the super market... i would have taped longer but they yell at that place.

sonia wins the movie quote quiz.

a classic movie that got ruined with a tv series and hot topic branding... my status on facebook was a quote for someone to "name that movie" 8 minutes later, my friend, sonia, guessed correctly. she wins.

where does the food go? right back into the mouth.

this deep sea anglerfish has a stomach.. it's in the fish's mouth...

definitely don't play with a ball inside

apparently this underwater hotel exists in the private fiji islands... it's on my list of things to do...

das boot... wait... that means boat... never mind.

i'm on a mission to find the perfect boots, lace up, black leather, not to tall, not too short... and not a pair that every hipster walking down the street has..
Seychelle Lace Up Boots.$178. these boots are a top contender, it turns out they can be bought at Urban Outfitters.
i like these.. but i'm pretty sure they're mens. boo.
and theessssssssssseeeeeeee are awesome awesome awesome but they're approx $450 womp womp... soon. soon.

new yorkers tell tourists they're being lame...

these are all over NYC... and if you have no skills, perhaps you should follow them.

and im an umemployed graphic designer?

how did the guy who did this get the job to do the packaging for this costume and i can't get hired? this is possibly the worst, most unflattering, photoshopping of all time.
all time.

polar bare the cold...

mum's fur coat... 30 years old... fox fur.. looks like polar bear.

when you can't afford a gym pass...

you have to work to work out.

weh wehhhhhhhhh

i'm the only room in the apartment with a tv like this. woah is me.

yes. this car is parked.

the cop just looked at me and said "i dont even know where to start with this ticket"

eat the whole pie.

one of the best buys you can find at a super market, although they're a rare commodity... table talk single serving pies are delicious, filling and $0.79... the chocolate eclair is the best but i haven't seen it in a few years... so pumpkin's the runner up.

no thank you. really. stop it. now.

i'm a 25 year old female... yet this is what my junk box is filled with everyday. unimpressed.

UPDATE!!!!!!

while i was away last, one of my beans hatched in the box, as a maggot, then evolved into a moth, and died... all while i was gone. gross.

smile. you're a dog.

citibank came out with this ad while i was in high school almost 10 years ago, and i love it so much that i cut a few out and this is the last one i have...

onesies. nuff said.

all my 20 something friends have these. in fact, they're the people in this ad.

when the cat does this, you do this...

when stevon had to watch pollo he needed instructions... so, i wrote them out. they're still on the fridge a year later... you know, just in case

is that luke wilson? no it's felicia.

when i was 18 i had my wisdom teeth pulled out... and i looked like luke wilson. for a week.

this got me kicked out of class once

i produced this instead of typing notes one day and couldnt stop laughing the whole time (quietly) but as soon as i showed it to my friend danielle... well i was kicked out of class

work together to make something awesome

i had this as my background for a while... they're so happy!

accuracy? not so much.

my sister's like, the worst dart player ever... i think this one was her best shot.

magic eight bawl

i once asked this eight ball a question with hopes of a helpful answer. then this popped up.

a vegetarians dream

num nums.

brothersister

my boyfriend thinks i look exactly like my older brother gavin... but i think me and spencer look pretty darn similar.

pup-peroni

i like this commercial. a lot.

this is why i'd get a dog

it'd have to be a tiny wiener dog though, just like this.

snowshoe to fire

small town + lots of time = coming up with creative ways to fill days... at the boat launch with two feet of snow, we built a fire and made hot dogs. it was fun!

watch tv as you pump gas into your SUV.

in the year 2010, it's necessary to watch tv while you wait for $8249787.00 of gas to get pumped in to your car. apparently.

can you help but stare?

cuz i know every time i fly, i can't help but look at the "your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device" sign on the back of the chair in front of me.

"im scuba diving right now, but we're still on for tonight right?"

how is this thing produced!!? and has anyone actually bought it?!?! a phone that is in your scuba diving mask! the funniest and more ridiculous thing in this catalog.

blar.

blar got us our hotel key... ha. blar.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

jaime the dog loves the snow.

if you need some extra friends at your fiesta...

grab some mexican jumping beans... but don't keep them near your bed if you're a light sleeper cuz they go crazy!

would like to rent from...

that the kind of landlord you're looking for? i know i am.

that's a big cigarette.

a certain someone didn't understand why there was a fasten seat belt sign lit, as well as a "no seat belt" sign... i had to explain that the "no" was for smoking... and that the cigarette shown was just out of proportion to size of the cartoon seat belt.

plunge to your death possibly?

apparently j. walker hasn't confirmed the elevator in my building is safe to use since 1987. ps, the maintenance in my building is almost double what the mortgage is.

am i gonna get hit by a car?

new yorkers are known for jay walking, but what if you're unsure... look at the cross light, right? what do you do when both lights are lit.