is that luke wilson? no it's felicia.

when i was 18 i had my wisdom teeth pulled out... and i looked like luke wilson. for a week.

this got me kicked out of class once

i produced this instead of typing notes one day and couldnt stop laughing the whole time (quietly) but as soon as i showed it to my friend danielle... well i was kicked out of class

work together to make something awesome

i had this as my background for a while... they're so happy!

accuracy? not so much.

my sister's like, the worst dart player ever... i think this one was her best shot.

magic eight bawl

i once asked this eight ball a question with hopes of a helpful answer. then this popped up.

a vegetarians dream

num nums.

brothersister

my boyfriend thinks i look exactly like my older brother gavin... but i think me and spencer look pretty darn similar.

pup-peroni

i like this commercial. a lot.

this is why i'd get a dog

it'd have to be a tiny wiener dog though, just like this.

snowshoe to fire

small town + lots of time = coming up with creative ways to fill days... at the boat launch with two feet of snow, we built a fire and made hot dogs. it was fun!

watch tv as you pump gas into your SUV.

in the year 2010, it's necessary to watch tv while you wait for $8249787.00 of gas to get pumped in to your car. apparently.

can you help but stare?

cuz i know every time i fly, i can't help but look at the "your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device" sign on the back of the chair in front of me.

"im scuba diving right now, but we're still on for tonight right?"

how is this thing produced!!? and has anyone actually bought it?!?! a phone that is in your scuba diving mask! the funniest and more ridiculous thing in this catalog.

blar.

blar got us our hotel key... ha. blar.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

jaime the dog loves the snow.

if you need some extra friends at your fiesta...

grab some mexican jumping beans... but don't keep them near your bed if you're a light sleeper cuz they go crazy!

would like to rent from...

that the kind of landlord you're looking for? i know i am.

that's a big cigarette.

a certain someone didn't understand why there was a fasten seat belt sign lit, as well as a "no seat belt" sign... i had to explain that the "no" was for smoking... and that the cigarette shown was just out of proportion to size of the cartoon seat belt.

plunge to your death possibly?

apparently j. walker hasn't confirmed the elevator in my building is safe to use since 1987. ps, the maintenance in my building is almost double what the mortgage is.

am i gonna get hit by a car?

new yorkers are known for jay walking, but what if you're unsure... look at the cross light, right? what do you do when both lights are lit.

movie review!

i had low expectations for "the fantastic mr. fox" since any unique medium-ed movie after "nightmare before christmas" really lacked a good storyline, due to it's novelty... but. this. movie. was. greatttt. i really enjoyed it, i was fascinated by it's medium, as well as impressed with the direction... and with roald dahl as the writer; the story line could not have sucked. go see it.

tourture?

i was watching a tv special on disney movies (in fact i'm still watching it on ABC) and they started talking about bambi, so i thought "OH i'll watch that after this!" (i have the VHS) but then they showed a 1/2 second clip of bambi with a tear in his eye as he learns of his mothers death in the dark setting and that was it... i burst into tears... i don't think i could handle watching it, like ever again.

remove your eyeballs to make use of this...

i don't know about you, but when i'm standing in front of the mirror cleaning my ears, i just can't turn my head the way in which this little light would be beneficial.

Vichyssoise?

no no, it's just goldfish flavored soup. gross. times three.

cut----it----out

since you can't put your old credit cards in the shredder, why not buy this extremely lazy product... which will probably break after a short while.

double boo to health magazines

i found it funny that these were the covers of mens and womens health magazines... stevon has a crush on ashley simpson (booooooooooo) and keeps pretending i have a crush on the jacob / twilight guy (also booooooooooo and wrong ps)

do supermarkets lie?

do you think there's a guarantee on this "scrumptious" pie? cuz i'd be pretty bummed if i didn't find it scrumptious.

sad fridge

we, in my family, don't have much money for groceries... however, chloe has a drawer to inform everyone else living there of our sadness

what exactly do they catch out there?

hmmm... this live bait sign was in the window of a gas station which was surrounded by woods... and no water.

come flies with me, let's flies, let's flies awayyy

my sister's friend has a fly problem, and unlike most people who hide things like this, she decided it would be more honest to her guests to have her problem hanging from the living room light fixture... anyone have any food that something can puke on when it lands?

sandwich monster!!!!

i made this sandwich at chloe's... it looked like a happy mythical creature.

airport cats

i was in the airport killing time, so i went into the discovery store... i found this handsome item of useless plastic non functioning crap for.... get this.... $19.99.

ok... it's fake... 200 human livers?

Anonymous Philanthropist Donates 200 Human Kidneys To Hospital after being confused about a previous blog posting (costumes for your girly boys) i watched this one, and have come to the conclusion this site is, in fact, fake.

google is anything but trouble

last night, 5 in the morning, i, againnnn, started thinking about the vague memory of this movie... all i remembered was i watched it when i was about 5 and there was a judge in it but a scary judge and a couple trapped... after a few minutes of remembering i started googling... and in 2009 you can get your answer to a question you cant even formulate yourself... in minutes. nothing but trouble.

costume cover up??? like bible belt style?

How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son i was shockkkkkkkkkked when i saw this, and i can't figure out if it's fake or a show in like, missouri or something... feel free to clarify if you have the answer

je ne peux pas trouver la vidéo française

i learned some french at a young age because of a big green/blue alien.
muzzy tapes taught several language to children... but surprisingly, in 2009, twenty years after the VHS's were bought for me, they're not on youtube in french... bummer

emergency christmas suggestions

How To Prevent Common Christmas Disasters on Howcast

my friend kristin

disney does christmas, without mickey

i was telling danielle i wanted to see the new christmas carol movie, she thought it looked hoakie, and in natural danielle fashion, looked up the reviews... i believe she's been converted... as the review states how great the movie was and proved the skeptical reviewer wrong... scope it out here im really excited to see this, although i will wait to see it when i'm with my love... christmas movies alone are sad

a commercial that caught my attention

i just saw this commercial on tv and liked it so i looked it up... i'm reading the shining right now also.

what a trickster

here we are in 1997, i was filming (11 years old) chloe (9 years old) and i apparently thought it was hysterical... i think it's hysterical now for different reasons.

please come back!!!

poor jaime got sad when stevon was out of the car... cuz she loves her dad. but it's really cute when she cries.

honesty's the best policy

i (heart) vancouver

i recently had to vacate canada after three years there. this is how i feel. i miss my amazing boyfriend, my perfect pup and my beautiful cozy apartment. i'm very sad, but also in denial and have refused, for the past 5 days to believe i'm back in ny for real and have stuck to the pacific time zone, and will not unpack. take that.

RIP sewing machine. RIP

this is my sewing machine before it flew on an airline i will not reveal


and then this is after. i can no longer use it. it's actually unusable, there's nothing to thread through...ps, this is a division of singer vintage machine, circa 1920's. farewell. i will miss you.

uh duhhhhhhhhhhh

um. really? the i hope this kid is getting a college fund out of this show.

easy exercise

stevon plus bone plus dog

wow, touch screen pop?

in the mall yesterday i came across what i thought was a tv, we discovered it was, in fact, a touch screen coca-cola vending machine... however, when i wanted to see my options for pop, it wouldn't allow me to until i inserted my cash or credit card... i guess they haven't perfected it yet... but yeah, advertisements play at the top of the screen also.

under my um-ber-ella-ella-el....wait wtf?

i was flying yesterday, and in the philadelphia airport i encountered this girl who had an umbrella... and it was covered in crap... action figures on strings, stickers (which were peeling off, obviously from the rain) just covered... i had to discreetly capture this.

pumpkins on a smaller scale.

for halloween we carved pumpks... but we're broke so we got little ones cuz they're cheaper... and they came out cute! except my dumb robot one cuz i couldn't think of anything to carve...overviewthe best one, by stevonby me, for pollooogie boogie, by stevonmy stupid angry robot

hard drive. soft pouch.

i bought a new external hard drive, and the casing it came with was just a flimsy velveteen pouch with a drawstring... i need something sturdier than that, so i took an hour to construct something of my own with stuff i had... i took 4 pieces of felt (same size) and two pieces of padding fiber fill (a bit larger than the felt) and basically just made stitching with my machine... like a sandwich: felt-fiberfill-felt sew, then i sewed a patch on one and sewed the two together added some buttons and elastic and bam... sturdy case. from scratch.