a delicacy in hawaii

i would make a witty remark, but i'm like, not kidding.

reward: missing cart

i love getting rewards for returning a cart!!

botcat

you may not be able to watch this video... but if you can, i bet you feel the same way as me at the end... liberated... for the cat... still, it's not for the squeamish.

woops. is that my spider?

omg. the recluse spider is popping up in NYC... you know where it also popped up? my house in vancouver... i don't think i brought it over... as this was 3 years ago, but still, the reminder of mike screaming from his room to come help him is worth the blog post.

cool freezer.

my oh my. that's an odd place for frozen chicken. perhaps i'll just get a bottle of water.

when you're starving on a plane

you should buy this amazing pack of apricots. because they give you, not one, but two pieces. it was filling.

i will admit. the two pieces were delicious. it's a shame i'm not suffering from anorexia.

why did i not purchase these?

because i'm a fool. that's why.

how do you cool down a cat in ny?

like that.

to whom it may concern...

please figure out how to catch my computer fb up to my iphone's fb so that when i log in on my computer i don't have "109" new fb chat messages from one person x 8. thanks.

vacation spot parking lots.

vacation spots bring on crazy parking lots... i guess when sunning you become a little aloof of the lines... aloha.

foot print-er.

that printer is mega crazy looking... what do the laces do?

when's the gallery opening?

beautious art work by my sister circa 5 years old. why wouldn't you keep this for almost 20 years? there's no point in even posing that question... so i won't. i retract it.

selfish gift.

i bought these because i wanted to eat them. but i didn't. because they were a gift. a beautiful birthday gift.

where did your body go?

i can't say i understand this exactly... it's not like i was in the wilderness... this was on the pathway to my work building at the time. how did no one notice vultures tearing away at it's body?

alternative plan.

i skype with the dog because she can't type correspondence.

child for sale.

when you're shopping for new cardigans, is a child something you expect to see on the ground like something that's fallen off a hanger? nope. but. i did.

my apologies.

sorry readers... all two of you... ive totalllllllllllly neglected you. but i'm back. i've got some hum dingers and it'll be more frequent. i swear. please take me back.

cheap burrr

took a picture at wal-mart for stevon, this beer's cheappppp... take that canada.

passive agressive on the brink of agressive

women's room at work... lol.

star on the loose. stagnant equipment.

stephen colbert was in our office building. we didn't see him, but we sure saw his the show's equipment.

leave your bird at home.

im waiting in line, behind 4 people, there are about 5 employees and 1 register open. reason? crazy man with bird. in CVS. thanks crazy man.

warning: the next two posts are god related

there's a bumper sticker that says "jesus for president" you cant really see it, but the fact that i know its there... is worth it.

i though these guys were enemies?

can someone tell me how this exists? i thought science and religion were like oil and water? or are they suggesting christ was a scientist?

CSI: sidewalk

i dont know how this poor lil guy got murdered but we're gonna get to the bottom of it.

oooo pretty color

careful with this lipstick... you confuse it, you'll end up looking like the joker.

hooves. guns. heels. amazing.

these are crazy and i didn't know how to feel about them when i first saw them. i think they're beautiful now. i've made up my mind.

filler post.

i need a smaller picture to push down the larger postings and dont feel like editing them all. enjoy.

these squirrels are NUTS!

Stream videos at Ustreamcheck out these squirrels. they're pretty darn good at being awesome.

i am a cat. mew.

i decided today, with encouragement from a friend, to make a profile for my cat. he does, after all, have more personality than some of the people i know on facebook.

best video ever.

still the best video on youtube in my opinion!

challlllllllllllllllllahhhhhhhh!!!!!

at the end of the month i'm going to israel on the birthright trip and i am so so sooooooo excited.

keep your ear cool.

iWant for my iPhone. scope it out here.

platypus.

watch out... this song will get stuck in your head.

old yeller.

he yelled at me to update my blog... so i did. enjoy.

night time candy

all the vitamins i take every night (except the nyquil... i was sick that night)2 flinstones vitamins with calcium, iron vitamin, vitamin E, bc pill, vitamin C, another multi vitamin, two fish oil vitamins, nyquil.

can it buddy,

i found this picture from a long time ago... this is my bedroom in the eighth grade... i still think it's kinda cool... i hung cans with clear thread from the ceiling so it looked like they were floating.

no postings.

Ethiopian craigslist.. this is so sad.

0mg cholesterol!!!

0mg 0mg 0mg, these animals are good for you!

cafeteria, you make my day.

the cafeteria at my job has the best food. and we love it. and it's so cheap that i can afford it. all this for just $6.00

ten million strong. and growing.

a long time went by before i noticed this written on the bottom of my flintstones vitamins. what a mystery. it cracked me up though.

snailsnailsnails

this will catch your eye huh?

this must be illegal

i sat in starbucks and watched this slave labor happen. a tile delivery occurred to the restaurant next door. instead of the company delivering bringing a dolly and bringing the tiles inside, the dish washing staff was asked to carry in the boxes. all 5962834892734892568923748237 of them.

gypsy cats

at the pound i had to keep an eye on my purse... due to the cats.

wiener porn

my friend was picking out a dog at the pound. he didn't go for these horny mongrels.

this beef jerkey is DELICIOUS!

it says so on the pack.

that's a lot of breakfast

i heart waffle houses.. cheap and delicious.

addicted to relaxation

lately i can not get to sleep without the help of andrew johnson. no, there's not a man sitting in my room talking me to sleep every night... but his iphone app is. even when im fully awake and laying there during the introduction, thinking 'there's no way i'm falling asleep' next thing i know i'm waking up in the middle of the night. if you have trouble getting to sleep i give it two thumbs up.

racism punches barbie right in the plastic abs

wal-mart apparently needed to clear out some items for the new season of goods... white barbie on sale for $5.93... black barbie $3.00... if you want to see the whole article scope it out here

my hero...

i wish wish wish i had the patience to figure this all out... i envy this lady so hard... cuz i eat a lot of canned tuna...

i don't even need to doctor up this title : breast milk cheese

my friends status on fb was about this article she read (on breast milk cheese) grossed out and intrigued i clicked on the link... shock... it turned out to be the former head chef at the restaurant i worked for...