thank you tyler. for this gem.

i thank my lucky stars that my room mate, tyler, sent this to me. for countless reasons. which i won't go into.

neglect and abandonment in brooklyn.

3am: walking home from a bar after a long wait for shuttle buses replacing subways, cold and alone, dying to urinate... i simply had to stop to document this sad, sad sight. this bunny, which must have, once, taken up more room than it's child owner, on a bed, had been discarded. and discarded shamefully in the street. poor guy. hopefully this picture, placed on the internet will be an undying legacy, regardless of his destiny.

at least it wasn't at a food court...

my boyfriend, or as i call him, my lub, likes to propose to me frequently... the proposals are usually along the same lines of informality of this one... hence, why i love him so much. he makes me laugh.

suck on it. and by it, i mean the napkin.

this squirrel found a napkin covered in burrito remnants near me, scooped it up and headed up a tree... to suck all the goods off. look closely.

pirate patch pitbull on petfinder

i went to the pet store during adoption day... i saw this guy in a binder and i wannnnnnnnnnnntttttttt himmmmmmmmmmmmm

on ≠ in

the peas i thought i was buying were green... the peas i bought were pink. i did not eat them.

i must be hormonal... cuz this made me cry

it's a friggen cat food commercial.

now you got to offer me's a drink of gin.

this is my go-to song i sing when alone in the apartment or walking down an empty street...

this is how my mum taught me!

career first, husband after... have your own back.

what was so astonishing this day?

i must have done something drastic to get this reaction from all convos... but what!?!>!> i feel like i'll never know.

nothing to say except. i like.

high noon.

i have a strange addiction to guns for someone who's never shot one... my friends are amused by it...i also have a need for notebooks. this is all very fitting.

irina werning - instant hit in my book! or, photo album.

my room mate introduced me to an awesome photographer about twelve minutes ago, who recreates old photos... i looked through the page and immediately sent the link to several people i know before blogging it...i hope she, the photographer, doesn't mind i've reposted her work... because i'm urging everyone i know to check out her, irina werning, work... you can scope it out here

thomas edison... a crazy cat lady?

i don't think there needs to be anything written for this one.

reposting my favorite blog. and favorite movie. possibly of all time.

because. dang it. it's brilliant.

a shout out to strass

thanks for this awesome art piece... i love it... i still haven't hung it up... but i hope to very soon. i swear. but love love love. thank you.

looking for the cookie jar

sily dog. it's not up there. my puppy is quite acrobatic.

a fine thrift store choice

i almost bought this... but a picture says a thousand words...

poor sausage choice

i decided against my reg. bacon and went with sausage... that was a dumb idea. on both our parts.

living taxidermy

for halloween night i was taxidermy with real deer antlers, a handsome plaque and wallpaper outfit... it was a lot of hard work, very painful on the head and shoulders... not to mention, having to make your whole posse ride the subway because you can't fit in a cab.

no use crying over spilled milk

halloween 2010 for work i was "spilled milk"

eat your art out

in college i made a birthday cake for my bff danielle that mimicked her final collection

that's gonna stain.

i found this old picture of a paint spill i had in my childhood home... somehow, i didnt get in trouble for this... perhaps because you generally couldn't see the floor in my room and when we moved out the carpets were replaced anyway.

perhaps this is the reason the post office is going downhill.

four stamps on this package from my friend... and none of them got used... which ='s four free stamps for me.

beermerica.

no milk. no cheese. no eggs. no frozen pizza. no tv dinners. no icecream. no juice. no vegetables. but there's beer. this supermarket lost power in all there cooling devices, but brought in a back up for the beer.

that's sew cool

i was in a store on broadway in soho... although i can't remember the name, i remember the decor. great interior guys.

plain clothes officer?

i can't say i'm the most formal when it comes to language, but to have this as government signage... seems incorrect. shouldn't it be plain clothed... or civilians clothing?

i flat-lined,

i haven't blogged in a while. because i've been asleep. sorry.

happy birthday serkin!

today's serkin's birthday and she loves bacon... although i did not make this cake for her, i found it appropriate for this bacon lover on her special day! hope it's an amazing one!!! most sincerest regards - felicia.

bacontroversy

although this article is very poorly written, i couln't stop reading about this couple that had to get rid of a an exhaust fan because their muslim neighbor was offended by the smell of bacon...to read the full article, scope it out here

restraining order pleshaning shmorder

i feel violated after watching this.

bacon... a turn on

an amazing christmas gift, hand crafted by my good friend, danielle... i, unfortunately have the fat switches... but it still hangs out in my room until i find an apartment to fit it.

i flat-lined

thanks to my friend at work and with the help of the app "sleep cycle" i can monitor how well i'm sleeping nightly... this particular night i, as we say at work when referring to the deepest sleep, "flat-lined." i woke up feeling great! (and earlier than usual)

buildacard

the awesome birthday card chloe got me this year. three points for getting something i havent seen before from something i'd normally feel bad throwing out and end up saving (did that make sense?)

deer corn

i mean. have you ever seen such an engaging sign before? i certainly have not.

gumboobs and sharkcow

local graffiti by the talented taggers of revelstoke, BC canada

it's the goats turf! wtf!?!

not down with this goat being killed for attacking a man... yeah it's sad that the older gentleman died, but this didn't happen in said "victims'" backyard, no, it happened in the goats... killing a mountain goat in the mountains of a national park for aggressive behavior = not kosher in my books. RIP mountain goat. RIP. to read the article scope it out here

loser glitch radness.

i went to look through my friend list to figure out other people to invite to something and there was a glitch that made me look like a loser... right below my unfortunate picture. match made in heaven.

love affair with cardboard.

birthday present for pollo... seven years old and going strong! he like, really liked this cardboard gift...

dear new razor...

i'd like to thank you for making my legs look like something out of a horror movie.

whole foods.. how you ruined my night.

my sister told me of this magical almost butter machine that whole foods has that, like a coffee grinder does, transforms texture right before your very eyes... nut to spread... so at 1030 i hop on the subway to union square from brooklyn, seek out the machine in whole foods... four machines... peanut, honey roasted peanut, some other kind of peanut and almond... all full... except the empty almond machine... i even pushed the button to see if maybe it was like a water cooler with a little hidden in the spout, that may be just enough for two pieces of toast. bone dry. sadface x 48923.

it helped me personally... i hope i can say that.

felt mega cold/flu-ish the other day at work, and needed to fight back. jammed it all down and i was fine by five... of course i'm making no legal claims.

god forbid i make up a witty title for this baby picture.

ok. a. we all know i don't like babies so this wouldn't be appealing to me no matter what but b. why the hell would this ad be appealing to anyone? baby lovers included.

snuggle up and sleep tight

tattoo number ten today. for pollo. say what you will, but it's his spot, his nook.

well played kitten. well played.

im pretty sure if that kitten stared at me like that, i too would end up taking it home. good one target.

message: hw assignment - do something embarassing and have your friends video tape it

my friend strass sent me this along with the challenge of also doing something embarrassing in public... the wheels are turning.

loyal.

i was telling my coworkers last night i feel like a traitor drinking anything other than our beloved vitaminwater, fuse and smartwater... i heart you glaceau... never break up with me and i wont cheat on you.

you have 4 minutes.

i am beyond tempted to do speed dating as a total experience seeker... it's on my bucket list... and i think i'll do it in the next couple of months to come back with wild and crazy stories of the lamest people i've ever met in my life. is that mean?

woh. bummer.

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