alumni success rate: fashion

i recently went to my college's website to try and find something funny i stumbled upon a few weeks ago, but found this as a consolation prize... the success stories of alumni, all the majors are listed to the left.. all with stories... i clicked on my major (as a currently unemployed (and severely not alone in my graduating class) "fashion design degree holder" of almost a year.)


there.
are.
no.
success.
stories.
way to go school. way. to. go.
(ps. i blocked out the school's name so i don't get sued. they didn't teach me that)